Down on the Plane

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10/02/2019 at 09:41 • Filed to: None

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Make it stoppppppppppp


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! jimz > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:45

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ew


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:48

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If ever you needed proof that we evolved from chimps... well, some of us still haven't. 


Kinja'd!!! Dogsatemypants > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:48

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What monster decides bare feet anywhere on a plane is ok? You have sweaty feet, wear chonky sandals or change socks in the potty closet. Nasty for others, and unsafe for the barefooted as well. Them floors are naaaaaaaaaaaasty.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:48

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It could be worse.

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Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:49

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Options:

Spill your drink back there

Fart loudly

Wipe a boogie on the toe  


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:51

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Damn exposed fasteners!


Kinja'd!!! CB > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:53

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Why is it that planes bring out the worst in us?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:54

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:56

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Draw a smiley face on their toe with a sharpie. 


Kinja'd!!! nermal > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:56

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Time to aggressively recline your seat!

*T his is the only time seat reclining is acceptable. Do not fire until fired upon.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:59

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Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:59

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That arm pivots up and down, doesn't it? I'd be doing that ever 10 seconds or so. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 09:59

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I’ll admit, I take my shoes off on long flights (3+ hours), but:

I wear socks

I don’t rest my feet on the armrests!


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 10:00

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As a society, we should all agree there are times where it is okay to stab other members of society. Anything involving unwanted feet in personal space should be high on that list. 


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 10:01

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tickle it with something

i saw someone sticking their foot out of a Jaguar’s window in traffic today.


Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 10:04

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One of the more recent times I’ve flown, the guy behind me had crutches. How do I know? He shoved them under the seat and smashed my heel with them, then kept pushing until I moved my foot. They were under me the entire flight. If he didn’t actually *need* them, I could/should have unclipped the feet and adjusted them to different lengths.


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > Dogsatemypants
10/02/2019 at 10:19

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Planes are seriously gross. I have a buddy who is a commercial pilot and he got a staph  infection from one. Human decency is a lost cause.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 10:22

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This is what nightmares are made of.


Kinja'd!!! benn454 > MonkeePuzzle
10/02/2019 at 10:22

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 Go away, Diglett.


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 10:33

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I’d be tempted to start doing something like drawing on the toe.  More likely, I’d probably start putting ice cubes back there.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB
10/02/2019 at 11:00

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I think that planes merely expose those who are not normally exposed to what a shockingly large number of people are like.

Essentially, people are bad, planes just showcase it.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > smobgirl
10/02/2019 at 11:20

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1 - this is why I wipe all surfaces in my area even I sit down on a plane.

2 - I once got ring worm from a British plane. Exposing skin of any kind is asking for trouble.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > f86sabre
10/02/2019 at 11:43

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I strongly encourage option C.